Friday, December 9, 2011

Follow up to yesterdays blog...

So yesterday I gave you the run down of a day in the life. Again today I had plans to be up at 4am but I must confess I slept through my alarm. You see I HAD to stay up and watch American Horror Story, and then woke up a million times during the night so I'm not surprised I didn't want to get up after only about 5 hours of sleep. BUT, where there's a will there's a way, right?? So as soon as Steve and the kids were out the door this morning I put on my sneakers, grabbed Chloe's leash and we went for a quick 30 min run. Better than nothing right? It was only 28 degrees, but that's what Under Armour is for!
neither of us look thrilled, but it was a good run!
In other news, someone passed along a link to a new fad diet to me today. Some bogus 13 day lose 10lbs crap. A crash diet that pretty much consists of not eating. It's not a diet, it's an eating disorder. I wasn't really sure how to take it, I mean is this person telling me I need to lose 10 lbs? Are they aware that I bust my ass in the gym and could never eat this little, nor do I ever want to...
Here's the "diet":
13 Day Danish Diet Menu
1st Day
  1. Breakfast: Coffee with a single cube of sugar (either brown/white)
  2. Lunch: 400g of spinach (cooked), coupled with two hard-boiled eggs and a tomato
  3. Dinner: 200g steak (any kind, grilled), with green salad, lemon juice and oil (dressing)
2nd Day
  1. Breakfast: Coffee with single cube of sugar (either brown/white)
  2. Lunch: 250g of ham with 1 cup of yogurt
  3. Dinner: 200g of beef (roast) with green salad, lemon juice and oil (dressing)
3rd Day
  1. Breakfast: Coffee with a single cube of sugar (either brown/white) and a slice of plain toast
  2. Lunch: 1 slice of ham, with 1 cup of lettuce and 2 hard-boiled eggs
  3. Dinner: 1 tomato, with 1 piece of celery (boiled) and 1 piece of fruit (your choice)
4th Day
  1. Breakfast: Coffee with a single cube of sugar (either brown/white) and a slice of plain toast
  2. Lunch: 200ml of any fruit juice (freshly squeezed or all natural) with 1 cup of yogurt
  3. Dinner: 250g of fruit (assorted bowl) with 1 hard-boiled egg and a carrot
5th Day
  1. Breakfast: 1 carrot with lemon juice
  2. Lunch: 200g of cod (boiled) with lemon juice
  3. Dinner: 200g of beef (roast), with butter and celery (1 piece)
6th Day
  1. Breakfast: Coffee with a single cube of sugar (either brown/white) and a slice of plain toast
  2. Lunch: 2 eggs (cooked the way you like it) with a carrot
  3. Dinner: ½ a chicken (boiled) with green salad, lemon juice and oil (dressing)
7th Day
  1. Breakfast: Tea
  2. Lunch: Water
  3. Dinner: 200g of lamb (grilled) with one apple
8th Day
  1. Breakfast: Coffee with a single cube of sugar (either brown/white)
  2. Lunch: 400g of spinach (cooked, coupled with two hard-boiled eggs and a tomato
  3. Dinner: 200g of beef (roast) with green salad, lemon juice and oil (dressing)
9th Day
  1. Breakfast: Coffee with a single cube of sugar (either brown/white)
  2. Lunch: 200g of ham with 1 cup of yogurt
  3. Dinner: 200g of beef (roast) with green salad, lemon juice and oil (dressing)
10th Day
  1. Breakfast: Coffee with a single cube of sugar (either brown/white) with a plain slice of toast
  2. Lunch: 1 slice of ham with a cup of lettuce and two hard-boiled eggs
  3. Dinner: 1 tomato, with 1 piece of celery (boiled) and 1 piece of fruit (your choice)
11th Day
  1. Breakfast: Coffee with a single cube of sugar (either brown/white) with a plain slice of toast
  2. Lunch: 200 ml of fruit juice (freshly squeezed or all natural) with 1 cup of yogurt
  3. Dinner: 250g of fruit (assorted bowl) with 1 boiled egg and carrot shavings (1 piece)
12th Day
  1. Breakfast: 1 carrot with lemon juice
  2. Lunch: 200g of cod (boiled) with lemon juice
  3. Dinner: 200g of beef (roast) with celery and butter (low-fat)
13th Day
  1. Breakfast: Coffee with a single cube of sugar (either brown/white) with a plain slice of toast
  2. Lunch: 2 eggs (cooked the way you like it) with carrot shavings (single piece)
  3. Dinner: ½ a chicken (boiled) with green salad, lemon juice and oil (dressing)
Looks healthy right? That weight loss will totally last...
Come on people!

No comments:

Post a Comment